Zero Gear Fighters

Long ago, in ancient times some dude named Xar found an island. This island has a magical crystal on it. He used the wish granting crystal to create a vast continent called Val and then split the crystal into 13 pieces so that the wish granting powers of the magic crystal could no longer be abused. These pieces of the crystal were called the "golden gears." Why exactly would pieces of a crystal become golden gears? Your guess is as good as mine.

A billion trillion years later some person named Zero had his sister kidnapped by an evil imp named Vixi! Oh noes! Vixi works for King Anois (pronounced anal-ass) who wants to collect the golden gears to wish to take over the world. So now Zero has to go around to collect the golden gears before Vixi, Anois, and the forces of evil can get to them. On this journey Zero will meet:

-Fairy professor oak who disappears forever after the first cutscene.

-"Are you a boy, or a girl?"

-A nonbinary white haired twink.

-Your starter Pokemon, who is a sword.

-Gay bees.

-A body-slammin orc.

-Cheese with hot sauce.

-A cult evil organization of Dora the Explorer fanboys.

-A loli witch who is also the game's resident lore dumper.

-Badly draw pixel art crop circles that spawn Super Mario.

-A tower full of instakill ghosts.

-A secret room of golden slimes, Sub Zero's black stepbrother, and a 13yo scalie.

-Little Mac's evil older brother, Big Mac.

-An MS paint crazy face who speaks in kawaii.

-An edgelord vampire whose theme song is Bionis Leg from Xenoblade Chronicles for some reason.

-A meatpacking factory run by a Minotaur, the grim reaper, and a fish dood.

-Guilty Thorn from Sword Art Online.

-An imp who speaks in broken english and quotes Fawful from Mario and Luigi, who can also transform into a milf.

-An evil emperor with a dumbass name.

-Pointless plot twists.

-A big lipped aligator moment ending.

-Blatant references to an obscure 1983 children's novel shoved in there last minute.

-Default RTP assets up the wazoo.

-Broken gameplay. (Aero breaks the game)

-And more stupid BS!

This game was originally developed in early 2015 and released late 2015 on the defunct forum "rpgmaker.net." It has been reuploaded here for posperity's sake, and does not reflect the current quality standards of the author KrimsonKatt, who was only 13 at the time of the original release and under a different alias known as "dragonsprit99". (sic) This game IS NOT CANON to the Chronicles of Chronicles series. Both a faithful remake and a total reimagining of the game are planned for release next year, both of which WILL be canon.

RPG Maker VX Ace RTP is required to run this game. Down the RTP here: https://dl.komodo.jp/rpgmakerweb/run-time-packages/RPGVXAce_RTP.zip